"I always found the notion of a business school amusing. What kinds of courses do they offer? Robbing Widows and Orphans? Grinding the Faces of the Poor? Having It Both Ways? Feeding at the Public Trough?"
Capitalists and Other Psychopaths (via humanformat)
Most of my girlfriend’s friends are business majors. This explains why I don’t like them very much and I don’t get along with them at all. My girlfriend was a business major, but has no interest in it anymore.